More Foofisms

Foofie: When he spits up and you come and clean-up it, that’s good, because it makes your Henry unfat.
Mama: Oh, how does that make him unfat?
Foofie: Because you’re taking milk away from him.
Duh.

Foofie: (standing in the doorway to the bathroom) What is that noise I hear when I wake up in the morning but not when I go to bed at night?
Mama: (totally mystified) I don’t know.  What does it sound like?
Foofie: It sounds like a fish.
We finally figured out that it was the sound of the air coming out of the heating vent in the ceiling.  Still no idea why that sounds like a fish.  Any thoughts?