Friday Chores are Done

Oversized

Ruth amd Robyn were sorting some hand-me-downs by size.  Ruth came to me and said, "Some of these clothes have really weird sizes, like fifty!"  Because I was busy with something else and because we sometimes get clothes with European sizing, I promised to come take a look in a moment.  Before I could get there, however, she came back with the answer.  "It's actually a size Large.  I thought the L was a Roman numeral!"

Tell Me a Tail

Henry (grabbing the coat tails): Are these called tail feathers?
Luke: No.
Henry: Oh, right.  Coat feathers!

Ear Candy