Foofie Funnies (yes, there are always more)

Foofie needed to make an apology to a sibling, but she was a little too fussy to begin speaking when her Daddy asked her to, so she explained, sobbing, “First I need to calm up!”

Nana brought Snowman Peeps for the children today.  Each child had one after they finished their lunch.  When Foofie got down from the table, her peep still looked basically the same, except that it had tooth marks all over it and the sugar crystals were gone.  She explained, “I only like the frost.”

The lion in the Chronicles of Narnia is called “Asland”.

Originally Foofie thought Eve was tempted in the Garden of Eden by a “servant.”  However, she now understands that it was a snake.
Mama: Why were Adam and Eve hiding?
Foofie: Because they were naked and they were thinking, ‘This is so embarrassing!’
Mama: Why were they so embarrassed?
Foofie: Because the snake was there and he was looking at them.